"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.

What is the logic in that?  Do tall people burn slower?" Warren Hutcherson

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan " A. Whitney Brown

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" Dave Barry